The funniest thing just happened.

I was in the kitchen making a screwdriver, and something happened and I turned my head for a second and I just kept pouring and pouring. And then I turned back and the glass was half full of vodka, and I didn’t know what to do, so I just made it like that and drank it.

Now I’m going to bike to the grocery store with no hands. That’s the secret to bicycling when you’re drunk. It minimizes the number of limbs that you have to keep track of. Bye!

-pd-